Since Monday’s New York gubernatorial debate, my life has simplified immensely. I have ceased worrying about the problems of my past and the obstacles that lie my future.
The root of all my problems: The Rent is Too Damn High.
I could wax poetic about the political philosophies of Vietnam Vet, karate instructor and “Rent Is Too Damn High Party” representative Jimmy McMillan. However, the campaign jam on his website says more than I ever could as a journalist. And so, I have taken upon myself to write it out for you. With line breaks. Jimmy MicMillan, there’s some Dylan in your flow.
Rent too damn high is my thing.
Jimmy McMillan is my name…
Ain’t nothin’ to talk about.
Ain’t nothin’ else to talk about.